Alright, here we are. Me at my desk, you at yours. Me at my screen, you at yours. You’re ready to change the world. You’ve got a machete in one hand and a five-year plan in the other. You’re ready to blaze trails, disrupt paradigms, and make some waves. You’re an innovator! A visionary! A trailblazer!
So why does it feel like you’re running in place? Why does your “next big thing” feel suspiciously like your last big thing?
As a Grammy Nominated Spoken Word Artist, I’ve seen this on stages all over the world. That feeling of being stuck in the mud while trying to floor it. It’s what I call “innovation constipation.” Big ideas, no movement. The problem isn’t your ambition; it’s your perspective. You’re trying to drive to the future by only looking in the rearview mirror.
So, in the grand tradition of late-night television, I’ve put together a little list for you. This isn’t just spoken word poetry; this is a diagnostic for your soul. Let’s count down the top ten signs you’re trying to innovate with the handbrake on.
And now, tonight’s top ten list!
10. Your team’s idea of “blue-sky thinking” is choosing a different shade of corporate gray for the PowerPoint template.
You’ve gathered the team. The whiteboard is clean. The markers are fresh. “No bad ideas!” you declare. Thirty minutes later, the only “innovation” you’ve agreed on is switching from “charcoal” to “battleship” for the Q4 slide deck. It’s bold. It’s daring. It’s… exactly the same.
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9. You think “fail forward” means tripping into a promotion.
You heard the gurus say it. “Fail fast, fail forward!” So you do. You launch a project that tanks so hard it creates its own gravitational pull. But instead of learning from it, you just update your LinkedIn profile with “Demonstrated resilience in a dynamic-risk environment.” You didn’t fail forward; you just fell over with style.
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8. You use the word “disrupt” to describe reorganizing the office snack drawer.
“Guys, big news,” you announce at the all-hands meeting. “We are disrupting the snack-time paradigm.” You’ve moved the pretzels to where the granola bars used to be. The team is shocked. Confused. A little hungry. You haven’t created a market shift; you’ve just created a scavenger hunt for carbs.
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7. The person hailed as the office “trailblazer” is the one who figured out how to use the new coffee machine.
Brenda from accounting did it. After three days of cold-brew-less chaos, she cracked the code on the new Italian espresso machine. She is now carried through the halls on a rolling office chair, hailed as a hero. She’s not a trailblazer; she’s just caffeinated. And your bar for innovation is buried somewhere underground.
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6. Your “What If” questions always end with “…we just do what we did last year, but with more enthusiasm?”
Brainstorming sessions are your jam. You love a good “What if?” But yours have a predictable ending. “What if we reinvented our entire customer outreach strategy… by just sending the same email blast from 2019 again?” It’s not a question; it’s a cry for the comfort of the familiar.
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5. You scheduled a 90-minute mandatory meeting to brainstorm ways to be more agile.
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a JIRA ticket. You’ve calendar-blocked a time slot that could have been used for actual work to talk about how to get work done faster. The meeting will start late, run over, and conclude with a decision to schedule a follow-up meeting.
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4. Your idea of a “diverse perspective” is asking the guy from sales and the woman from marketing.
You’re building the team for the next big project and you want to “get some diversity in there.” So you pull in Dave from sales, who loves golf, and Karen from marketing, who also loves golf. They have a spirited debate and agree on everything. You haven’t built a mosaic; you’ve just built an echo chamber with better branding.
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3. You think AI stands for “Another Interruption.”
Everyone’s talking about artificial intelligence, but you’re still trying to figure out how to stop your smart toaster from sending you poop-saturation-level notifications about your bagel. You see technology not as a collaborator, but as that one annoying coworker who won’t stop talking when you’ve got your headphones on.
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2. Your company’s “Shark Tank” is just a bunch of guppies agreeing with the big fish.
You’ve set up an internal pitch day! It’s exciting! But every time a junior employee presents a genuinely new idea, the senior execs furrow their brows and say, “Interesting… but how does this align with the way we’ve always done things?” The only thing getting eaten alive is creativity.
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1. And the number one sign you’re trying to innovate with the handbrake on… You believe the most important part of “Why didn’t I think of that?” is the “that.”
You’re obsessed with the final product. The “that.” The shiny new app, the viral campaign, the billion-dollar idea. But you’re ignoring the most important part of the sentence: the “I think.” Innovation isn’t a noun you acquire; it’s a verb you embody. It’s a mindset, a small perspective shift that changes everything.
And this final truth is brought to you by me, Grammy Nominated Poet Sekou Andrews, a Motivational Poet and Vanguard Artist who believes the most inspirational change starts not with a new device, but with a new thought.
Look, the joke’s over. The truth is, we all have the handbrake on in some area of our lives. We get comfortable. We allow the distance between what is and what if to become a canyon. But the top innovators, the leading minds, the people who really change the game? They know that big innovation begins with little-i innovation. It’s the personal disruption. The audacity to ask a different question. To listen to a different voice. To see the world not just for what it is, but for what it could be if you just let go of the brake.
So tomorrow, don’t just try to invent the next big “that.” Start by changing how “I think.” That’s where the magic is. That’s how you go from being stuck in park to leaving everyone else in the dust.
Now go on. Release the brake.
